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Far Cough 7:18 Tue May 22
Skerritt goes on a school trip to the Science Museum

This will have you laughing your bollocks off, it's on Twitter just Google his real name and then look for Twitter, those of you who watched the Apprentice, will know his name, just in case he don't want his name posted on here.

gph 7:32 Tue May 22
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Skerritt's name is now the best-kept secret since the colour of the sky.

Jaan Kenbrovin 7:47 Tue May 22
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LOL Funny read. Proper torture.

Passerby66 9:46 Tue May 22
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He's a lot thinner nowadays.

Wilko Johnson 9:48 Tue May 22
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Took a while to scroll down to the start of the trip but well worth it!

Mad Dog 10:24 Tue May 22
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Just read it. Actually Crying with laughter.

I miss Skerritt. Top top bloke

Mad Dog 11:30 Tue May 22
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This has made several national newspapers

(Although heavily edited)

East Auckland Hammer 12:07 Wed May 23
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That's classic.

"If someone from ISIS came in right now wearing a suicide vest, I'd go and cuddle the cunt"

simon.s 12:29 Wed May 23
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Si told me a fantastic story once about his stay in the hotel at UP.

claret on my shirt 12:50 Wed May 23
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fuck me it's a long read

Fifth Column 2:12 Wed May 23
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Oh he's all over Twitter with his full name. It's not a secret.

If you want to read, the handle is @simonfromharlow

It's superb

Pop Robson 10:36 Wed May 23
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I think skerritt may have got a ticking off, account gone private and images deleted. Shame as its true those school coach trips are crazy

The poke.co.uk has the tweets,

lowermarshhammer 10:47 Wed May 23
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Funny read that.

I can imagine the headteacher has called in a crack commando unit of parent inspectors and his daughter is in the hands of social services now.

Far Cough 10:51 Wed May 23
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ag ag ag

Join me next Monday for more LOLS when I’ll be mentally reliving this journey by stapling my bollocks to the lawn using croquet hoops

lufbra iron 10:55 Wed May 23
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can someone C&P it?

Far Cough 10:57 Wed May 23
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lufbra, here you go:

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/05/22/dad-helped-kids-school-trip-hilarious-tale-thats-never-good-idea/

Coffee 11:07 Wed May 23
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Funny!

Toe Rag 11:09 Wed May 23
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Funny as it is, the sad thing is he’ll probably get hauled over the coals for it by some dull poker faced righteous pricks in his kid’s school.

Hammer I am 11:14 Wed May 23
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Funny, but exactly sort of thing Limmy parodied brilliantly here

https://mobile.twitter.com/daftlimmy/status/992431726713561089?lang=en

Northern Sold 12:10 Wed May 23
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`Straw hat school has little buckle up F&M hampers! Our kids are hoovering up Monster Munch like we’re in some sort of Jamie Oliver asphixiwank nightmare`



Literally LOL'D all the way through my breakfast reading that.... sodden cheerios everywhere... Bravo Mr Smith Sir... Bravo

Dr Moose 1:32 Wed May 23
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Hammer I am 11:14 Wed May 23

That Limmy thing is about as funny as piles!!

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